Hoa Da^m Bu.t va` Hoa Muo^'ng Bie^?n su+u ta^`m

DDi a(n mi` chay

Du~ng than tho+? vo+'i Long:
- DDa^`u na(m, to+' ga(.p chuye^.n xui\. Hao ta`i!
- Chuye^.n gi` va^.y
- Thi` bo.n con Ly, con Nu+o+ng, con Nhie^n, con Ha.nh v.v... mo+`i to+' ddi a(n mi` chay\.
- DDu+o+.c mo+`i ddi a(n la` he^n chu+' sao la.i xui\?
- A(n xong bo.n no' no'i "DDi a(n mi` chay la` ddi a(n ma`y chi" Tu+'c la` to+' pha?i tra? tie^`n.
- Tro+`i!

Vie^.t kie^`u

- Ba.n la` ai\?
- Vie^.t Kie^`u!
- (Cu+o+`i lo+'n) Tro+`i! Tu+o+'ng nha` que^ mo^.t cu.c va^.y ma` Vie^.t kie^`u\.
- ???
- Ba.n te^n gi`?
- Vie^.t Kie^`u\.

Quy' Danh

Mo^.t tha^`y gia'o "mo+'i tinh" bu+o+'c va`o lo+'p. Ca? lo+'p nhao nhao:
- Xin tha^`y cho bie^'t quy' danh a.?
- Tho^i Mie^~n
- (Ca? lo+'p nhu+ muo^'n no^? tung ra) Kho^ng the^? mie^~n ddu+o+.c a..
- (Tha^`y bu+.c bo^.i) Ta.i sao la.i kho^ng the^? Mie^~n? Ba me. dda~ dda(.t cho to^i va^.y ma`!!!

LY' DO

An ho?i Hu+o+ng:
- Sao ma^'y tha(`ng a(n tro^.m lu+o+ng ta^m kho^ng bi. ca('n ru+'t va^.y\?
- Va^.y ma` cu~ng kho^ng bie^'t. Mo^~i la^`n no' a(n tro^.m thi` lu+o+ng ta^m no' bi. ca('n mo^.t mie^'ng, ca('n da^`n da^`n thi` lu+o+ng ta^m no' he^'t, co`n gi` nu+~a ma` ca('n.
- ?????

Vie^.c Thie^.n

Be' Ha` sau khi ddi ho.c ve^` ho+'n ho+? khoe vo+'i bo^':
- Bo^' o+i, ho^m nay con dda~ la`m mt vie^.c thie^.n khi ba.n con no' cho+i kha(m tha^`y gia'o, no' ga('m mt ca'i ddinh le^n tre^n ghe^' cu?a o^ng ta\.
- To^'t qua', va^.y con dda~ giu'p tha^`y con tra'nh nhu+ the^' na`o\?
- Ngay khi tha^`y con vu+`a ngo^`i xuo^'ng thi` con ke'o ca'i ghe^' ra!!!!!!

CA^`N GA^'P

Trong sie^u thi. be' Te`o co^' xo^ dda^?y va` len lo?i le^n tru+o+'c qua^`y ti'nh tie^`n:
-Ba` co' the^? ti'nh tie^`n ha`ng cu?a to^i tru+o+'c ddu+o+.c kho^ng? Vi` bo^' to^i o+? nha` ddang ca^`n no' ra^'t ga^'p.
- Va^.y chu+' em mua ca'i gi` ha??
- Da., cun gia^'y toilet...

CHIA SO^'

Tha^`y da.y ve^` ca'ch chia pha^n so^', be' Khue^ ddang ngu? ga^.t thi` thi`nh li`nh bi. tha^`y ho?i\.
- Khue^! 1/2 chia ddo^i la` ma^'y\?
- Da. 1/4
- Ne^'u chia nu+~a la` ma^'y\?
- Da. 1/8
- Chia nu+~a, chia nu+~a, chia nu+~a thi` la` ma^'y\?
- Da., ca'i na`y tie^'ng Vie^.t mi`nh cha('c pha?i go.i la` ba(`m chu+' la`m sao chia ddu+o+.c nu+~a thu+a tha^`y!!!! ?

NU+?A GIA'

Mo^.t anh cho^.t to+'i tru+o+'c qua^`y ve' ra.p xi-ne^:
- La`m o+n ba'n cho to^i mt ve' nu+?a gia'.
- O^`! Xin lo^~i xua^'t na`y kho^ng co' ba'n ve' nu+?a gia' cho ngu+o+`i lo+'n.
- The^' co^ kho^ng tha^'y to^i chi? coi ddu+o+.c co' mo^.t ma('t hay sao!
- ?, the^' thi` o^ng vui lo`ng ddo+.i dde^'n nu+?a phim ro^`i va`o\.

Qua' Muo^.n

"I't nha^'t ba thi'ch ra(`ng trong bu+~a a(n ca^`n pha?i im la(.ng."
Ngu+o+`i ba gia^.n du+~ khi tha^'y be' Phu.ng muo^'n no'i ddie^`u gi`. Xong bu+~a co+m ngu+o+`i ba no'i:
- Con co' the^? no'i chuye^.n ddu+o+.c ro^`i\.
Be' Phu.ng buo^`n ba~:
- Muo^.n ro^`i ba a., ba dda~ nuo^'t con ruo^`i o+? trong to^ canh.

Hoa Su+' gio+ tay le^n nha(n nho':
- Thu+a chi., em ddo'i qua' a` ... kho^ng a(n thi` se~ ba^'t ho.c ddo' chi.!!!

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